What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Do Indian guys like African girls?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What do gang stalkers want?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.